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She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor. She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses. Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head. He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof. There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it. When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant. He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well. I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig. He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw. He excelled at firing people nicely. The beach was crowded with snow leopards. Their argument could be heard across the parking lot. While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam. Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history. Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence. It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday. The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use. It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked. I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag. Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children. I'd rather be a bird than a fish. The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle. Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie. Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships. He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him. You realize you're not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital. You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken. Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are. I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert. He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto. Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children. As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment. They got there early, and they got really good seats. You bite up because of your lower jaw. I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice. He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear. This is a Japanese doll. He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea. The memory we used to share is no longer coherent. If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas Weather is not trivial - it's especially important when you're standing in it.